The One Where Heather Thinks She Can Do Things

The other night I was flipping channels on the TV because I couldn't sleep, and I landed on the Discovery Channel, where they were showing a Man vs. Food marathon, which I have never seen before.

I watched, and decided it is my new favorite show.

How lucky is this guy? He gets his own TV show where he goes around the country, eating the best food ever. And TONS of it!

I decided I wanted to be him.

Does that not make you so jealous?
Also, I love how when restaurant chefs are demonstrating how to make their famous dishes, he calls the food "sexy". Haha!
But then, I got to the part of the show where he does the food competition. And as I watched him eat the spiciest sushi rolls ever, I decided "eh..." and then when he attempted the SIX POUND BURRITO (which looked so delicious) and I imagined the heartburn afterwards, I decided "not for me."



Yesterday, I was reading the news, and saw a story about a guy who was walking the distance of the Amazon river from source to the sea.
And I thought! "Amazing! I want to do it!"
I read some of his blogs, and looked at his pictures.



Beautiful!



Sleeping in a hammock in the rainforest, wouldn't it be inspiring?

Then I saw this:



And this:



And the other pictures of snakes and bugs and foot fungus... And I decided, "no." No, I will not walk the length of the Amazon ever in my life.

So those were my two bursts of wanting to do something crazy-awesome this week.

Then I went and played RockBand (and I was pretty dang awesome...in my imagination).

The One With The Family Motto

"Somebody's got to be unafraid to lead the freak parade."

That is the Daley Family Motto, inspired by the Big and Rich song, "Freak Parade." (I am telling the absolute truth here. After hearing that song for the first time, it was a unanimous decision by all members of the family. My mom has it on her license plate holder.)

While looking through some family pictures, I realized how true our motto has held up over the years.



We like the simple things in life, such as plastic turtles

(Marcus)

We do things in unconventional ways

(David, after jumping through the trampoline)

It takes us about 30 mns every time we want a group picture to actually get a normal one.

(Family, Christmas 2008)

We have a deep love for cats.

(David, Heather, Mom aka Jolinda)

Sometimes we are grumpy when we wake up in the morning.

(Holly)


We are very fashion-forward.

And we're not shy about staring at the neighbors.

(David, Dad, Marcus)

The One With The Best Mom In The World

I have the best mom in the world.

Isn't she cute?

She's all-knowing, all-seeing, and ALL-WONDERFUL! (I know this because she taught us to recite that phrase every time we questioned her judgment. And you know what? Turns out, it's true!) She can put in tile and hardwood floors, build picnic tables and bedframes, resize, repair, and set stones in jewelery, and make the best pea soup in the world. She laughs when other people fall down, and takes her kids TPing on Friday nights. She taught me that cake is a perfectly acceptable breakfast food, not to pull my wedgies out in public, and to never squirt her with water because she will get you back ten times worse.

I was about 13 or 14, and we were sitting at the table, eating dinner. We had all noticed earlier that there was a new garden statue sitting by the front door. It was a squirrel, holding an acorn in its paws.
"Where did that squirrel come from?" my brother asks.
"What are you talking about?" asks my dad.
"Out by the front door. There's a statue of a squirrel."
"A squirrel?" asks my dad, completely confused. "What's it doing out there?"
My mom immediately says, "Holding his nuts!"
We all bust up laughing, while my dad only shakes his head, pretending to be exasperated, but secretly laughing on the inside.
"You were waiting all day to say that, weren't you?" he asks.
And I don't doubt that she was.


Thanks, Momface, for all that you do for me! I love you and your pretty face!
Love,
Your Favorite Child
Heather

The One Where Heather Loves Kittens

My roommate just walked in and asked me what I was doing.
"Watching kittens."
I showed her the computer screen where I was watching a video of cute kittens playing in a tissue box.
And that pretty much sums up what I've been doing since the semester ended.